Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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