the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i drank out of a bidet.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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