I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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