Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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