the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
A+ Viking dick
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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