i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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