so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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