All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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