I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Randomize
