omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.