you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
No subtext here. People are naked.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?