i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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