If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Can you bring me the toilet please
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.