Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.

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(563): View more from Iowa

you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand

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(845): View more from New York

felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

No subtext here. People are naked.

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(703): View more from Virginia

had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level

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(586): View more from Michigan

Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?

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