I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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