Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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