she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Terrible idea I love it
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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