Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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