It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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