So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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