I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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