Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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