Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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