Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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