i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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