But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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