I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
There r osticjed everywhere
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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