i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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