that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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