i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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