so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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