his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
