doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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