You're earring is so big in my mouth
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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