In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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