What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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