so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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