I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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