I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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