We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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