he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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