Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
My dick has a subreddit
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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