i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i've created a new STD.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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