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Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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