I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.