i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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