you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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