Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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