Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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