How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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