Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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