I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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