I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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