She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
