you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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