you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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