i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
