drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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