i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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