At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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